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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:29 PM

http://kotaku.com/36...iled-next-month

Fuck yes about fucking time.

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:34 PM

There've been wars started over less than that
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:34 PM

You're wrong nothing's less than that
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:35 PM

DAWN OF WAR 2 MORE LIKE STARCRAFT 2
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:46 PM

Ham Sandwich said:

DAWN OF WAR 2 MORE LIKE STARCRAFT 2


OUT! OUT WITH YOU, SANDWICH!
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:52 PM

OUT MORE LIKE EXPUNGE
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:54 PM

Hey, Waldorf, look. It's the frog and the pig.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:54 PM

Looks like they're in love.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:54 PM

Yeah kinda makes you sick doesn't it?
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:55 PM

ham sandwich you are very gay there is absolutely no chance dow2 won't beat the shit out of sc2 in every way
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 10:56 PM

Because I clearly root for SC2 in the SC2 thread. Also I hope I'm the frog.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:11 PM

I don't think it'll be a SC2 killer. SC2 has a big name and DoW, while my favorite RTS, doesn't have the name or pull. I personally think that DoW is one of the best RTS out there. Main because when I lose at it, I know why I lost unlike all of the other games out there.
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:12 PM

lol copy n paste
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:16 PM

that's all blizzard has going these days, name recognition

their games are shit
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:29 AM

JOIN THE HATE TRAIN CHOOO CHOOO

But seriously WoW was shit but otherwise you're an idiot complex.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 02:57 AM

Oh god yes stroking my nerd boner right now

mmmmMMMMMmmmmm yessssss
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 03:09 AM

aquanda said:

JOIN THE HATE TRAIN CHOOO CHOOO

But seriously WoW was shit but otherwise you're an idiot complex.


Is it suddenly not okay to say WoW WAS a good game? You know, that perhaps ran its course and set an impossible goal for itself to overcome and failed miserably at Burning Crusade?
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 05:37 AM

Ok how about this. It was good until everyone realized how gay it was.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 07:57 AM

WoW was and still is good. When you have 8 million retarded fucking 17 year old nerds that dedicated their entire life to a video game then get angry that they've spent 40 days /played in the last 50 days of their life and is angry because some class does x more damage with x less mana and some player got this armors easier than this player and blah blah blah.

If people didn't consume their pointless, uninteresting, shitty lives with these games, they wouldn't 'start to suck'.

Needless to day, DoW2 is cool. It won't do anything to SC2 and will be forgotten pretty fast. WoW was a great game, people are complete and utter fucking losers.

I win the day.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:02 AM

war3 was terrible, wow was and is terrible, sc2 will be terrible
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:10 AM

i will enjoy playing both i win
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:03 AM

war3 was and still is fun to play on a whim, and was an awesome game all-round. It's a relatively simple RTS with a focus on micromanagement. I still prefer it to Dawn of War, as I think having an overriding focus on control points for resourcing is an irritating game mechanic.

The units and such are all awesome, I just disliked the focus on control points for resourcing.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:34 AM

I never thought about it much but I would probably enjoy DoW much more if it followed the traditional resource model instead of command points.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:44 PM

I disagree entirely. I love the idea of forcing people to take proper map control in any decent map.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 02:47 PM

seriously map control is one of the biggest things going for dow
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 07:48 PM

Rocksteady said:

I disagree entirely. I love the idea of forcing people to take proper map control in any decent map.


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can't wait for DoW2

I'll still try out SC2, although I was horrible at the first one.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:18 PM

Pan said:

x2


can't wait for DoW2

I'll still try out SC2, although I was horrible at the first one.

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I'm gonna be pissed if they take orkz out of the game though, and I just know they fucking will. They're going to put tyranids in since everyone and their mother was bitching about tyranids and then they're going to take awesome orkz out because ROFL NIDS IS MELEE. OHHH IT MAKES ME SO MAD
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:22 PM

lol wut take orks out?
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:26 PM

They might not, but they're probably going to be homo and give DoW2 4 starting races like DoW1 so they can milk it with expansions, and then they're most likely going to kick orks out because they were the least played DoW race and put nids in since everyone whined about the lack of them.

Since they haven't said anything I could be wrong, but LOOK IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO BE TRUE.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:37 PM

Did they actually say they were going to start over again with just four races? If so then you might be right. The same company that made the original made WA though right? Perhaps then we'll start with 5 races, and tyranids as a potential 6th to round them all out?
I figure no matter what the mix Marines and Eldar are guaranteed.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:39 PM

Like I said, they haven't said anything yet. Just looking into my crystal ball I see 4 races with room for a dozen expansion packs. And the same company that made the original made WA, DC, and some of SS.
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:35 PM

If it doesn't have Orkz in it, then it will blow and I won't be buying it. ( or pirating it )
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:36 PM

I'd rather have Tyranids than Orks for sure. Primarily because they neglected to give them to us in the original.
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:21 PM

YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 04:15 PM

Ham Sandwich said:

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I'm gonna be pissed if they take orkz out of the game though, and I just know they fucking will. They're going to put tyranids in since everyone and their mother was bitching about tyranids and then they're going to take awesome orkz out because ROFL NIDS IS MELEE. OHHH IT MAKES ME SO MAD


seriously...why the FUCK do you post like this?
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 04:26 PM

I was unloved as a child. :saddowns:
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 04:38 PM

unloved in general
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 04:40 PM

Oh the cruelty. :sad:
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 06:50 PM

Ham has made a great point and I think he was loved as a child but it was tought love like the love he gives his body every night but the point is still the same that orkz rulz and that's that.
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 07:36 PM

ORKZ IZ MADE FER FIGHTIN'

orks are the best antagonist in any campaign. as long as they forsake the fucking territory control model and go back to the storyline driven campaign then orkz are definately in. they are everywhere and almost impossible to unroot from a planet. i dunno im rambling. basically if they go with the orig/wa model then orkz are in. dc/ss model then probably out until an expansion
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