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#1 User is offline   Chey Icon

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 02:22 PM

and also if it happened to be at the same time gangs of marauding, disgruntled, outdoorsman-type homeless people (probably from Colorado) filled the streets for a day
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 02:25 PM

My bike has been locked in my shed with a flat tire since last year. Nobody gonna steal it.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 02:31 PM

I've never owned a bike lock, bike has never been stolen

Guess I'm better than you?
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 02:35 PM

lock it up bro, it'll happen just wait. you will wish you listened to chey




mine was locked the fuck up to a metal bike bar but they took it anyway lol
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 02:36 PM

but anywya, lets not stray further from the point of this thread (nuke colorado)
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 03:06 PM

was it a U-lock? How did they remove it, unless they damaged the bike to get it off?
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 03:24 PM

View PostBacon, on 28 July 2010 - 04:31 PM, said:

I've never owned a bike lock, bike has never been stolen

Guess I'm better than you?

I'm better than him too
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 03:37 PM

i didn't use a U-lock, i used a thick cable one which has worked for me for years. they must have used cable cutterz



it's cool though because i like losing $300 shit and am glad that it negates a day and a half of work time
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 03:45 PM

Better than losing the majority of a week's work at one job :/
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 04:11 PM

damn that would be even sweeter
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 04:40 PM

chey, why was your bike stolen?
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 04:40 PM

I have a 10 pound U-lock on my bike. 8)
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:03 PM

Bikes are gay drive everywhere.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:15 PM

View Postmrpopo, on 28 July 2010 - 04:40 PM, said:

chey, why was your bike stolen?

It's because hipsters live in the shittiest neighborhoods to increase their hipster cred, they're so multicultural and real

Can't be cool and anti-mainstream if you live in a nice house/neighborhood!

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:16 PM

View PostDoctor Syrup M.D., on 28 July 2010 - 05:03 PM, said:

Bikes are gay drive everywhere.

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:16 PM

View Postcomplex, on 28 July 2010 - 07:15 PM, said:

View Postmrpopo, on 28 July 2010 - 04:40 PM, said:

chey, why was your bike stolen?

It's because hipsters live in the shittiest neighborhoods to increase their hipster cred, they're so multicultural and real

Can't be cool and anti-mainstream if you live in a nice house/neighborhood!

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:32 PM

and/or pox has to use the car now to drive an hour down to her gay new work, so i bike/train to downtown


basically i now have to take my shitty ass,mere seconds from exploding cargo van now and either park it in a free spot and take the train the rest of the way in, or pay fuckin 6 dollars to park it on the north side of down town. fuck yeah! commuting4lyfe
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:35 PM

you can't cable cut a u lock bro, clearly you "did it wrong" as some internet peepz would say
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:40 PM

no bagon, you're a stupid retard as some internet peepz might say
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:41 PM

am i the stupid retard who got his bike stolen??????? call back when you answer this thanks
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 05:43 PM

you did it wrong by letting your girlfriend have the car wtf make her buy one if she needs to commute
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 08:11 PM

Hire a Mexican to pull you in a cart to work and back.
Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors.
You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 08:53 PM

Did you leave it there overnight? If you have renter's insurance it will sometimes cover a bike lol.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 08:57 PM

chey is probably too busy paying for a woman who literally cannot afford her own life to buy renter's insurance

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:22 PM

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 28 July 2010 - 05:43 PM, said:

you did it wrong by letting your girlfriend have the car wtf make her buy one if she needs to commute

no moxie they SHARE everything because it's a healthy relationship you just don't understand

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:28 PM

Share = give everything to your woman because she is too busy wasting her money on shit
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:30 PM

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Share = give everything to your woman because she is too busy wasting her money on shit

if you do this you're a retard
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:31 PM

also, a good way to have your woman never borrow your vehicle is to own something she hates and would rather stay home than have to drive it

like an old rusty truck that smells weird
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:33 PM

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 28 July 2010 - 09:31 PM, said:

also, a good way to have your woman never borrow your vehicle is to own something she hates and would rather stay home than have to drive it

like an old rusty truck that smells weird

or any car with a manual transmission

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I want to be inside you, complex.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:36 PM

View Postcomplex, on 28 July 2010 - 11:33 PM, said:

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 28 July 2010 - 09:31 PM, said:

also, a good way to have your woman never borrow your vehicle is to own something she hates and would rather stay home than have to drive it

like an old rusty truck that smells weird

or any car with a manual transmission

this too

my next undriveable vehicle (for my wife) will be an old manual miata
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:38 PM

Building a thick musk in your car is very important. Do not run the AC and sit and sweat in it for some hours.
Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors.
You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:38 PM

Sitting in car is like sitting in moist ballsack.
Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors.
You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 09:43 PM

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 28 July 2010 - 09:36 PM, said:

View Postcomplex, on 28 July 2010 - 11:33 PM, said:

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 28 July 2010 - 09:31 PM, said:

also, a good way to have your woman never borrow your vehicle is to own something she hates and would rather stay home than have to drive it

like an old rusty truck that smells weird

or any car with a manual transmission

this too

my next undriveable vehicle (for my wife) will be an old manual miata

fuck yeah bro

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 10:26 PM

View Postcomplex, on 28 July 2010 - 10:33 PM, said:

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 28 July 2010 - 09:31 PM, said:

also, a good way to have your woman never borrow your vehicle is to own something she hates and would rather stay home than have to drive it

like an old rusty truck that smells weird

or any car with a manual transmission

this is some good advice that i'll never get to use
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 10:34 PM

maybe one day bagon...

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 10:35 PM

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 29 July 2010 - 04:30 AM, said:

View PostSvensk Chef, on 28 July 2010 - 11:28 PM, said:

Share = give everything to your woman because she is too busy wasting her money on shit

if you do this you're a retard

As if you can live with a woman for any extended period of time without having to do this.
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:10 AM

View PostSvensk Chef, on 29 July 2010 - 12:35 AM, said:

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 29 July 2010 - 04:30 AM, said:

View PostSvensk Chef, on 28 July 2010 - 11:28 PM, said:

Share = give everything to your woman because she is too busy wasting her money on shit

if you do this you're a retard

As if you can live with a woman for any extended period of time without having to do this.

You've never lived with a woman
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 07:45 AM

is chey a hipster? if so how much of one? id like to see photo proof of this

are we talking skin-tight american apparel purple jeans?

or the self made jorts?
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 08:27 AM

he posted a pic once and it wasn't really hipster at all, but he thinks he's one. a hipster poser if that's even possible
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 08:29 AM

chey why do have a cargo van? I just noiced that
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