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Posted 30 July 2010 - 01:36 AM

Name: HS0INKS
Age: 24
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Jinxed
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This game has been funny walking around trying to punch people, being jinxed, and not getting any useful dialogue options ever.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 01:39 AM

I may be 24, stupid, and ugly, BUT GOD DAMN I HAVE FINE ENDURANCE AND AGILITY.
Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors.
You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 01:40 AM

And I assume you blew up the radscorpions instead of fisting them, yeah?
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You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 01:45 AM

no i've punched everybody

i've thrown 3 or 4 grenades and some stupid knives, it was pretty leet though

i managed to kill/force retreat on the raiders right after shady sands because of some funny luck and raiders critcally missing and falling on their ass.

I can't seem to do anything though because I (you) are retarded and can only managed to say "Ergh" "Erf" "Hnngh" and "Wubba"
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 01:49 AM

That character sounds kind of fun. Imagine you'll get fucked in the ass by super mutants but maybe jinx will save you. Getting in melee against miniguns though, I DUNNO BRO. THAT'S WHERE ONE HIT KILLS COME FROM.
Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors.
You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:06 AM

yeah i'll have to get some guns

i already turned in the chip at level 6 (7 after quest finished) but now i can't really start any new quests because i'm (you're) a god damn idiot and can't say "HEY GIVE ME A QUEST BRO"

I could eat mentats but then i'd (you'd) be out of chracter and it wouldn't be a FUN ROLEPLAYING XPERIENCE
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:07 AM

It's impolite to ask for quests Bacon.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:43 AM

clearly you don't know the first thing about black isle rpgs????????
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:50 AM

ask me anything about black isle rpgs

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I want to be inside you, complex.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 10:00 AM

just punch everyone you meet, problem solved
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 10:52 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 10:54 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 10:55 AM

those aren't fallout characters chey

those aren't fallout characters at all

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I want to be inside you, complex.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 10:56 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 10:56 AM

no... your doing it wrong....... epic fail!!!!!!

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I want to be inside you, complex.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:40 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:42 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:43 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:43 AM

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i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 12:35 PM

View PostWaz, on 30 July 2010 - 11:00 AM, said:

just punch everyone you meet, problem solved

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Posted 30 July 2010 - 05:55 PM

View PostChey, on 30 July 2010 - 11:54 AM, said:

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this kind of rules. gay as fuck but it kind of rules at the same time

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best functional condom is being howard HS0INKS
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 06:00 PM

View PostChey, on 30 July 2010 - 05:56 PM, said:

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Look at that mammoth on a motorized mobile machine.
Gaben, more like Omnissiah.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 06:01 PM

View PostChey, on 30 July 2010 - 06:43 PM, said:

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Gaben the engie?


GABEN THE OMNISSIAH
Gaben, more like Omnissiah.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 06:14 PM

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Posted 30 July 2010 - 09:12 PM

HS0INKS at the start of every fight:

Use stimpak
Use Psycho
Use Buffout
Sometimes use mentats

DRUGS. USE THE DRUGS SQUEE.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 09:14 PM

GET HIGH AND PLAY FREE VIDEO GAMES EVERY DAY 420 POST APOCALYPTC WEEDLORD POWERED ARMOR HOTBOX DIVISION
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 12:29 AM

420 never play fallout
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 12:41 AM

View PostMir, on 31 July 2010 - 01:29 AM, said:

420 never play fallout

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 06:43 AM

View PostHam Sandwich, on 30 July 2010 - 02:49 AM, said:

Getting in melee against miniguns though, I DUNNO BRO. THAT'S WHERE ONE HIT KILLS COME FROM.

You've underestimated the Power Fist.

Oh yeah Psycho takes care of normal damage pretty well. Flamers and Energy weapons were owning me until I got good armor.

I tagged up big guns and shooting rockets at people it owns.

HS0INKS is no longer retarded I got the brotherhood surgery to bump his I to 4.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 06:45 AM

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 07:25 AM

i should play that game
SHIPS NIGGA, SHIPS
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 08:35 AM

We all should play that game.

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[17:43] <MoxieMan> wow mud golems band is actually p cool
[17:43] <MoxieMan> vanzers is not


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vanzer's only good post
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 09:17 AM

View PostDirty Sanchez, on 31 July 2010 - 02:25 PM, said:

i should play that game

Just play Fallout 3, it's pretty much a shot for shot remake of the original.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 11:10 AM

i burned my discs of fo1 and 2 when i finished my first playthrough of fo3

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best functional condom is being howard HS0INKS
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 11:44 AM

The only other Fallout game that matches up to FO3 is FO: Tactics because it has multiplayer.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 01:24 PM

Fallout 1, so much better than Chrono Trigger it's not even funny.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 04:04 PM

well thats because jrpgs are generally bad games
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:06 PM

View PostHam Sandwich, on 31 July 2010 - 02:24 PM, said:

Fallout 1, so much better than Chrono Trigger it's not even funny.


Oh no you didn't
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 06:18 PM

i'm gonna say CT is the pinnacle of eastern culture and Fallout is the pinnacle of western culture

both great. I will not +1 your post.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 06:22 PM

Fallout 1 is just a pale copy of Fallout 3.
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