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Posted 30 August 2009 - 07:40 PM

I loved how they introduce the character by showing how he can make a grown man cry.
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:38 AM

Wait for the cream.
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 02:58 PM

Damn that makes it hard to scroll all the way to the bottom on my phone...

I did not enjoy this movie film so much. Like Resevoir Dogs and Death Proof QT spent a lot of time creating awesome and intriguing characters only to turn the film into a laughable B-rate gore fest in the last 1/3 of the movie.

Up until the end of the bar scene I was thinking "this movie is fucking awesome" and from that point on "this shit is completely retarded."

Hans was the best character in a movie ever though. Until the end when he had all his gay dialogue about his post war demands, that was stupid.
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 03:13 PM

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I did not enjoy this movie film so much. Like Resevoir Dogs and Death Proof QT spent a lot of time creating awesome and intriguing characters only to turn the film into a laughable B-rate gore fest in the last 1/3 of the movie.


I agree with this, but I thought the bar scene was awesome. I hated the theater part though (besides Hans and the bun-jurno, that is), the part where the two dudes start gunning down the crowd and the whole "jewish vengeance" shit was just lame.
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:06 PM

Yep yep. I can just hear QT in his nasally voice going "yeah! And then they're fuckin gunning down the crowd and shits blowing up everywhere and then Bear-Jew just starts shooting Hitler's dead body! Fuck yea let's get a close up of that!"

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:06 PM

Yep yep. I can just hear QT in his nasally voice going "yeah! And then they're fuckin gunning down the crowd and shits blowing up everywhere and then Bear-Jew just starts shooting Hitler's dead body! Fuck yea let's get a close up of that!"

dude has to have ADHD
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:08 PM

Yep yep. I can just hear QT in his nasally voice going "yeah! And then they're fuckin gunning down the crowd and shits blowing up everywhere and then Bear-Jew just starts shooting Hitler's dead body! Fuck yea let's get a close up of that!"

dude has to have ADHD
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:09 PM

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I agree with this, but I thought the bar scene was awesome.

bar scene was cool until everyone shot everyone else in the face.
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:26 PM

pretty much everything owned, gunning people down in the theater owned, blasting hitler's face apart owned

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 09:43 PM

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pretty much everything owned, gunning people down in the theater owned, blasting hitler's face apart owned

This. Watched this movie. Enjoyed it. Jew Hunter was best character and I hope he wins glorious prizes for his performance.
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 10:48 PM

if he doesn't i'll personally fly to wherever and give him all the blowjobs my jaw can handle

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:36 PM

TheMoxieMan said:

Yep yep. I can just hear QT in his nasally voice going "yeah! And then they're fuckin gunning down the crowd and shits blowing up everywhere and then Bear-Jew just starts shooting Hitler's dead body! Fuck yea let's get a close up of that!"

dude has to have ADHD


i think you're kind of missing the purpose and point.

right then you're saying to yourself "no fucking way, some shit is going to happen and hitler won't die and it will be some look how close we got to him explanation, because in real life hitler didn't die like this"

the movie says: "nope, hitler does die along with everyone else, in fact he dies so hard he is a piece of swiss cheese and so does everyone else and kaboom fuck you aahahah look hitler died fuck nazis"

and it is (in)glorious
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:43 PM

Glourious
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 12:10 AM

bastourds
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 12:38 AM

Nahzees
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 09:35 AM

GNAT-ZEES

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 02:04 PM

Areeavaderche
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 02:15 PM

i remember when i was in eigth grade and pulp fiction came out and i was all "WOWEE AWESOME COOLNESS" now not so much but it still p good movie to have.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 02:24 PM

Mrpopo that would make you pretty old.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 07:30 PM

GRAHT-ZEE
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 08:01 PM

Everyone in the theater laughed at his Italian lines. Biggest laugh of the movie.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 09:08 PM

a lot of people laughed at inappropriate times when i saw it, like they had no idea when they should laugh so they just did it awkwardly at random times

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 09:34 PM

Difference between Colorado and Iowa, Iowa is better.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 10:28 PM

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Difference between Colorado and Iowa, Iowa is better.


I found it amusing how for all of chapter 1 everyone was silent in the theatre Jews being hunted and killed isn't cool etc etc. Not 5 minutes later uprorious laughter at German soldiers being scalped and blugeoned to death. Interesting view into social stigmas/stereotypes about ww2 and that era.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 01:05 AM

Yeah, I noticed that too. Killing jews "DEATHLY SILENCE" scalping Nazis "lol".

Though maybe it's because Jew Hunter was so awesome everyone was silent because they wanted to absorb how awesome he was. YEAH, MAYBE THAT WAS IT.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 01:09 AM

if christoph waltz doesn't win some god damn awards for FUCKING AWESOME ACTING this year i will shit my pants

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:32 AM

the first chapter of the film felt completely different from the rest of it, the only thing kind of funny was Waltz waving at Shoshana
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 03:41 PM

WALTZ
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 04:07 PM

The theater I was at burst out laughing when Waltz brought out his rad pipe.
Goddamn ask me all about MMOs.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 10:20 PM

i had the same experience dr. oinky hitlerballs

also when aldo kept pronouncing his italian name in hard tennessee accent

GORE LAHM EEEEEEE
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 01:45 PM

I saw it, thought it was good but not as OMGAWESOME as everyone here is making it out to be. I liked the testicle shooting incident because it was awkward the whole time and you never knew when they were going to start shooting each other. Even after he shoots the guy in the bag he starts stabbing his neck, I lol'd at that part, but found myself alone in the laughter.

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If they hated the nazis that bad, and the theater was burning down... wouldn't they rather let them burn to death then make it a quick death via bullets? If I hated nazis I would do that.
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 04:42 PM

letting them burn doesn't quite have the same satisfaction mowing them down does (i imagine)

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 08:24 PM

I don't have to imagine.
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 08:44 PM

wootloops said:

I saw it, thought it was good but not as OMGAWESOME as everyone here is making it out to be. I liked the testicle shooting incident because it was awkward the whole time and you never knew when they were going to start shooting each other. Even after he shoots the guy in the bag he starts stabbing his neck, I lol'd at that part, but found myself alone in the laughter.

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If they hated the nazis that bad, and the theater was burning down... wouldn't they rather let them burn to death then make it a quick death via bullets? If I hated nazis I would do that.


well if you're biggest problem with the movie is they killed them with bullets instead of fire then your being dumb and the movie owns, and you're being a big lying poop face.
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Posted 06 September 2009 - 10:07 PM

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the movie owns

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 03:02 PM

give it a few days to sink in - it's one of those movies
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 11:43 PM

I like how the movie was almost a series of one-act plays which still connected. I thought dialogue was great. Lots of over-the-top funny shit but still well done. Pitt did a fine job. A few retarded moments but didn't detract. As usual everyone dies too.

Unnecessary gore occasionally excessive but that's QT's trademark yo. Witty film went downhill towards end into orgy of rapemurderdeathdestruction but hey can't complain--I knew what I was getting into.
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:21 AM

this movie owned, district 9 sucked, thread over
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 04:59 AM

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 05:04 AM

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