[Never!?]

Im not sure why I made this thread. Only a handful of people have girlfriends/Wives on these forums. I guess I did it to make you feel like worthless scumbags.

[Captain Fuck Face]

if you aren't eating steak and getting head from your girlfriend on a regular basis you are af ucking faggot who makes bad threads and has a stupid fish avatar

[Mir]

Never heard of it

I do like steak and head where do I sign up

[Noel]

i hate you

[Tr1kk]

You don't need the ol' ball and chain to get steak+bj.

[complex]

Captain Fuck Face, on 08 March 2010 - 07:19 PM, said:

if you aren't eating steak and getting head from your girlfriend on a regular basis you are af ucking faggot who makes bad threads and has a stupid fish avatar

cff makes another post full of truth and win!!! ftw

Ham Sandwich, on 08 March 2010 - 08:37 PM, said:

I'm here to give some head to people who need it. Looking at you, Complex.

you're so thoughtful

[wootloops]

the male valentine's day is the best valentine's day

[mo'fucka]

baby dont stop

[Noel]

stop posting

[Secret JRPG Lover]

Noel, on 11 March 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

stop posting

[British guy #2]

i went into burger king got my burger sat down and then sat on top of one of the tables sucking my own cock does this count

[Lolto]

MJ_TURBO, on 11 March 2010 - 12:56 PM, said:

i went into burger king got my burger sat down and then sat on top of one of the tables sucking my own cock does this count

Yes.

[Da_Borg]

Does anyone know the type of blub, like the technical number, that goes into three gagues of the console...

i bought green blub caps so my oil pressure and oil temp would match my vdo tach when lit up but i had to buy 4 different kinds because i wasnt sure of the blub type :D

[British guy #2]

what the fuck is a "blub"

[Captain Fuck Face]

hjoward

[Moxie Man]

Da_Borg, on 11 March 2010 - 04:07 PM, said:

Does anyone know the type of blub, like the technical number, that goes into three gagues of the console...

i bought green blub caps so my oil pressure and oil temp would match my vdo tach when lit up but i had to buy 4 different kinds because i wasnt sure of the blub type :D

Are you serious you're dumb as shit there's a goddamn book sitting NEXT TO THE BULBS AT THE AUTO PARTS STORE that tells you what bulbs to buy for any application for your make and model. Kill you are self.

[British guy #2]

they're called lamps nigger

[Captain Fuck Face]

^lol

[Moxie Man]

MJ_TURBO, on 12 March 2010 - 12:37 PM, said:

they're called lamps nigger

lamp:
http://images.google...=N&hl=en&tab=wi

bulb:
http://images.google...ql=&oq=&start=0

which one goes in the dash of your car?

edit: or your "auto" i should say right? wot wot gov'nah

[British guy #2]

http://en.wikipedia....al_component%29

you could call a car a "beep beep" but you would still be wrong

america is wrong about literally everything

[Captain Fuck Face]

^lol

[Secret JRPG Lover]

MJ_TURBO, on 12 March 2010 - 07:01 PM, said:

http://en.wikipedia....al_component%29

you could call a car a "beep beep" but you would still be wrong

america is wrong about literally everything

if you dont refer to cars as "beep beep" your disgusting intellectual swine and pprobably gay as hell (lol enjoy burning forever in hell, sinner)

[ScreaminSemen]

!!!

[Captain Fuck Face]

dave

[Secret JRPG Lover]

Rickdave

[ScreaminSemen]

Hello internet friends.

[Noel]

that sig owns.

you are my rl friend as well though rick :]

[Moxie Man]

me either, but i will play mw2 i think

[sPiKeDcErEaL]

haha moxie is gullible

[Moxie Man]

Bacon, on 14 March 2010 - 01:50 AM, said:

I tohught you were married?

She's visiting her fam this week

[teekay]

Bacon, on 14 March 2010 - 12:50 AM, said:

I tohught you were married?

you just answered your own question.

married women only suck other dudes dicks

[wootloops]

does manicotti and sex count or do I fail at this day?

[complex]

good thing i've trained dansby to suck dick