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#1 User is offline   Ham Sandwich Icon

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:14 AM

BUT I DIDNT BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AND DOING HORSE TRANQUILIZERS AT THE TIME OK BUT IMAGINE I MADE YOU ONE AND IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME
Now you are the only human left on the face of the planet. Cannibal mutations, carnivorous aliens, and evil spirits are your only neighbors.
You sit back and wait for death, content that you have saved your species.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:18 AM

hahaha bro that's some funny shit
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:18 AM

well it's not really funny at all actually but I was drunk so it was HILARIOUS, lol being drunk owns
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:55 AM

:awesome:
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 05:31 AM

i will get drunk on teekay's birthday no matter what
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 06:57 AM

im still drunk

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best functional condom is being howard HS0INKS
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:50 AM

this is a pretty good thread

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I want to be inside you, complex.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:59 AM

I make drunk posts on Warbucket all the time but nobody notices because all of my posts are stupid.
Goddamn ask me all about MMOs.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 12:17 PM


i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:10 PM

View PostDoctor Syrup M.D., on 26 July 2010 - 09:59 AM, said:

I make drunk posts on Warbucket all the time but nobody notices because all of my posts are stupid.

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:27 PM

All my posts are drunk posts
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:44 PM

all my drunks are post-post
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:57 PM

if you're drunk all the time do your sober posts become the bad ones??????????????????????????????

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 03:57 PM

i wouldn't know since i am never sober

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 04:39 PM

View Postcomplex, on 26 July 2010 - 05:57 PM, said:

i wouldn't know since i am never sober

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 05:10 PM

smoke weed

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 06:59 PM

all day every day
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 07:45 PM

i've never been drunk
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 07:54 PM

WRONG ANSWER

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 08:00 PM

I've never been more right...
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 08:14 PM

View Postcomplex, on 26 July 2010 - 09:54 PM, said:

WRONG ANSWER

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 08:24 PM

All posts are bad posts.
Gaben, more like Omnissiah.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 09:04 PM

View PostBacon, on 26 July 2010 - 08:45 PM, said:

i've never been drunk

I, too, have never gotten drunk. Bacon let's get purity rings together.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 03:38 AM

and chastity belts
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:47 AM

tk does ket?
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:52 AM

its hyperbowl

View PostBacon, on 21 May 2010 - 03:25 PM, said:

best functional condom is being howard HS0INKS
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 01:17 PM

drige was going to send me beer but it's clear he never will

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 02:34 PM

your not worthy

View PostKukels, on 28 May 2010 - 04:43 PM, said:

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 03:04 PM

tk why do you do ket
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 03:25 PM

to dull the mindblowing pain i get when i read your posts

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best functional condom is being howard HS0INKS
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 03:51 PM

yes, other people also feel pain at having to compare their posts to how incredible mine are

but they dont all do ket

maybe you should stop doing ket fred
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:19 PM

since im getting married the only thing i can put my dick in is the k-hole

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best functional condom is being howard HS0INKS
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:24 PM

is ket all that common/popular in the us?
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:26 PM

wait do you seriously think im on ketamine?

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:28 PM

what is ketamine
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:40 PM

View Postteekay, on 29 July 2010 - 11:26 PM, said:

wait do you seriously think im on ketamine?

no but it would explain why you are marrying your wife
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:42 PM

ketamine is horse tranqs, theyre pretty trippy apparently but it looks pretty fucking boring to me

been to a few parties where theres a ket room and people just sitting there and rocking around spazzing out doing fuck all

pretty dumb as far as drugs go but its kinda popular in the uk for some dumb ass reason
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 04:59 PM

why do you care so much about ketmanine
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