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Poll: Do you think Aziz Ansari is funny? (7 member(s) have cast votes)

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  1. Yes, that sand nigga is funny as fuck. (1 votes [14.29%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  2. Voted No not really. (6 votes [85.71%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 85.71%

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#1 MAGGIE'S FARM

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 08:44 PM

Just getting a consensus on this.
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#2 xxxsouljagirlxxx

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 09:23 PM

Who the fuck
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Posted 09 April 2010 - 10:22 PM

stop fucking posting both of you

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 10:23 PM

what the shit

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 10:28 PM

Who the fuck


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Posted 09 April 2010 - 10:30 PM

AZIZ, LIGHT!

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:08 PM

i have no idea please post a youtube of his work

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:13 PM

AZIZ, LIGHT!




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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:23 PM

literally his whole routine sucks, but here is an example:

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:24 PM

aziz is pretty not that good actually
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:26 PM

here is some more not funny.... like he's recently been introduced to coldstone... coldstone is so freshman year of college.... we are past this as a society.

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:26 PM

look forward to seeing the last few minutes of his act at sasquatch
i would just like to point out that i don't give high fives because i'm not a hipster, sorry. i will accept a brotap (also known by some as knucks), a brohandshake, or a brohug though

#13 xxxsouljagirlxxx

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:29 PM

Funny guy, that Aziz.
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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:50 PM

Holy heck, I'm noticing some jokes I've heard in real life literally word for word. Idiots taking credit for other people's jokes.
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 12:59 AM

I found him mildly entertaining. But I'm kinda high right now....

Kukels, on 07 Jul 2014 - 16:18, said: The problem with running a drain with 20 black dudes onto one poor little white boy is they all end up jizzing in each other's asses instead of in the the white boy's ass. So you have to take turns with who is the conductor, like every so often the guy in the front jizzes in the white dude's ass and then moves to the end of the line. By the time he gets back to the front, he should be able to jizz in the white boy again if he is a professional.


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Posted 10 April 2010 - 01:11 AM

great, so you made a thread about some completely unfunny idiot, thanks a lot for that



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Posted 10 April 2010 - 01:15 AM


AZIZ, LIGHT!



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Posted 10 April 2010 - 01:17 AM

best post in this thread by far, good work spinks



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Posted 10 April 2010 - 10:24 AM

No the other one is still better



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Posted 10 April 2010 - 03:08 PM

He's not that bad I mean his jokes are weak but he's not awkward to watch

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 06:43 PM

interesting about that bacon

veeeeeeery interesting

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 07:13 PM

patton oswalt > *

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 07:27 PM

david cross > patton oswalt > *

#25 xxxsouljagirlxxx

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 09:13 PM

David Cross is a dumb unfunny faggot.
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 10:22 PM

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So wacky, so zany, so....handome.

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 12:11 AM

David Cross is a dumb unfunny faggot.

this better be an ironic statement mister



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Posted 11 April 2010 - 03:29 AM

david cross > patton oswalt > *

heh......

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 10:39 PM

david cross fucking owns the fuck out of everything

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Posted 11 April 2010 - 11:34 PM

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 06:17 AM

david cross fucking owns the fuck out of everything


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#33 xxxsouljagirlxxx

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 10:14 AM



Dumb, unfunny faggot doing overdone jokes.
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 01:59 PM

okay let me break it down

David Cross is okay and is funny here and there in some TV shows but he isn't ball busting good that you would make a post that he's better than Patton Oswalt.

I don't follow stand up hardcore but it seems to me you could start an all time great list with:

George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy

and then who else? I would like your input. Also the best comic right at this very moment might be Louis CK. Dude owns.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 04:18 PM

Steve Martin

edit: his early stuff anyhow, I don't think he's done any true stand up since the 70's anyways.

Lewis Black used to be funny, as did Denis Leary, at least when I was 15 or 16 I thought so (not really funny at all)

Brother Dave Gardner (this guy: Posted Image ) is pretty great. If you can find his bit about Julius Caesar it's fantastic.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 05:15 PM

Louis ck fucking owns. I saw him live and he put on a 2 hour standup set.

Eddie izzard is awesome as well. not for his jokes so much as the whole set.

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:15 PM

fuck you ronnie
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:43 PM

Steve Martin

Nice, most of the oldschool showbusiness guys say he was a hilarious comic before he made movies and then eventually really bad movies

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Posted 12 April 2010 - 07:51 PM

they are right. "Let's Get Small" is one of the best comedy albums ever
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:14 PM

Dling right now


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